Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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