Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
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The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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