Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.