i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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