Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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