just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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