am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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