Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
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She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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