she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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