Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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