We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
it's like heaven, but drunker
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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