I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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