Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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