i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
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I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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