Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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