Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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