yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
she told me i tasted like america
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Randomize
