I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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