after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
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I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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