Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
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It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
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We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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