Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
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That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize