Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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