filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
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He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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