Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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