I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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