Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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