I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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