I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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