STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
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