just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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