I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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