I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
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Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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