based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
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Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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