i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
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