why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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