Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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