Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
