u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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