i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
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it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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