Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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