i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
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You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize