all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
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I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
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So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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