She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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