i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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