i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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