So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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