Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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