I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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