quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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