dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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