"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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