It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Your penis caused this!
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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