Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I don't think brook has ever known best
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Do you have feelings for this penis?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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