Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
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We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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