She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
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I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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