I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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