You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
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I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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