Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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