Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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