have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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