cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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