Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
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She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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