So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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