this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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