4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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