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i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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