I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
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Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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