gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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